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Airwick Elephant 3D: I Don’t Have Time

I know this will be weird, but that’s what I’m like after all.

I always see this advert on the TV that has this elephant in it, advertising Airwick Freshmatic, this air freshener product. But what’s so funny to me is that the first line that this elephant utters includes the phrase, “I don’t have time”, which automatically triggers this memory in my brain about the line that Duke Nukem says in Duke Nukem 3D when you press the use key on the Duke Nukem II pinball machine in the first level of L.A Meltdown, “Hollywood Holocaust”:

“Hmmm. Don’t have time to play with myself”.

Weird. And it sounds just a bit like Jon St. John, except more feminine.
Or Maybe that's my imagination.


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